11 November 2000 - last action

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

I perform each act as if it were my last:

1. All I do is lie in bed.
2. Which explains why my house is being foreclosed on.
3. At this rate, pretty soon it will be my last act.
4. And I still can’t get people to quote my last words.

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