13 September 2000 - scripted entertainment

What has become of the great entertainments of yesteryear? Where is the glory that was Grease, the grandeur that was Hair? Dewey versus Truman and the OJ trial are no more, and all that remains us is the broken drama of Wen Ho Lee.

I say, no more! I say, let us take back the airwaves! I say, phblblblblt! From today forward, the Daily Whale will be secretly scripting mainstream newspaper and television coverage around the globe. This is gonna be fun!

PS Let me know when you notice the difference.