submariners’ ideal goal: Keep breathing for one more minute.
realistic goal: Burial at sea.
Admiral Popov’s ideal goal: Nothing could have been done.
Also, it was somebody else’s fault.
realistic goal: Burial at sea.
President Putin’s ideal goal: Can we talk about the economy now?
realistic goal: Burial at CNN.
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