3 July 2000 - no jokes today

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There will be no jokes today, announced the World Guild of Gag Writers, Comedians, Cartoonists, Clowns, and Telephone Psychics. “We’re at a serious juncture in history,” explained spokescharacter Zippy. “Th’ post-Wittgensteinian soundbite megaculture has overdrawn the humor account. Or else we got lost in Ikea. Anyway, nothing’s funny.”

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