24 January 2000 - ETA terrorism

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Basque separatist, code name “Washington”: Did you see on TV? A million people are demonstrating in Madrid against your violence.

ETA terrorist, code name “Rambo”: I know, how could we drop the ball like that? What a great bombing target!

“Washington”: Is that all you can think of? I’m worried that it might derail the political process instead of restarting it.

“Rambo”: Hey, consciousness-raising is what it’s all about.

“Washington”: Yeah, preferably all the way to heaven, right?

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