First Witch:
Why do we three draw the sea
With perigee and syzygy?
Second Witch:
To get the media enthused,
The viewers used and disabused.
Third Witch:
That will be when they’re confused.
First Witch:
Where’s the orbit?
Second Witch:
Round the bend.
All:
Let the destined show begin.
I’m parodying the beginning of Shakespeare’s Macbeth.
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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