Yes, of course it’s nice to be with the Mighty Mighty Bosstones after so long with the puny, puny employee-tones. But it goes without saying that I take the drastic step of overthrowing that tone-deaf sap Nawas Sharif, not for my gain, but solely for the good of all Pakistan. That heavy-handed authoritarian held power by systematically undermining our vital institutions. Well, I will play a different tune. We must reform our society to prepare for the great effort to crush India!
the Daily Whale
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