30 August 1998 - pickiness quiz

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How choosy are you about who you’ll date?

A. I require perfection. Please present your certificate for inspection.
B. Well, uh, I’m holding out for a lover who’s sort of OK, you know?
C. I’m no stickler, but I’d prefer someone with a heartbeat.
D. Heck, in a pinch I’d settle for the President of the United States.

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