the Daily Whale - 19 July 1993

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Every country wants to export more and import less. So here’s my plan: let’s all sign a treaty that bans imports, but doesn’t allow the ban to be enforced. Then countries can maintain a high level of exports, but have no legal imports at all—it’s dastardly smuggling. It saves on law enforcement, too.

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