the Daily Whale - 18 April 1991

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Americans think that Standard English is what Walter Cronkite speaks.

This misunderstanding can be attributed to the American ignorance of other countries. They don’t realize that “Cronkite” sounds like “Krankheit”, a German word meaning illness.

clue:

If you’re young enough, you may not realize that Walter Cronkite was a big-name TV news anchorman for two decades. He retired from CBS in 1981.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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