the Daily Whale - 5 April 1991

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I pledge allegiance to the Fed
of the United States of America
and to the notions for which it stands,
one discount rate, noninflationary,
and stability and employment for all.

clue:

That’s the Federal Reserve, for those of you who’ve been hiding under the bed ever since Aunt Mildred’s visit in 1978.

take oh take this clue away

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