the Daily Whale - 3 April 1991

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1991-1994 : 3 April 1991

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“Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.” — Evelyn Waugh

You’d be late too if you took time out to invent epigrams.

clue:

Trust me on this one.

take oh take this clue away

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