the Daily Whale - 17 March 1991

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Most television screens are green. When first manufactured, however, they are blue. At the factory, workers test the screens to ensure that they can withstand the rigors of actual viewing by tuning them to the evening news. The natural blue shade combines with the yellow of television journalism to produce the final green.

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